Sour Eagle Meat 20 Some Odd Pieces, 1 Day Supply

$7.99

Why Our Sour Eagle Meat When You Have So Many Choices?

We have the sourest eagle meat on the market. Other companies claim to have sour eagle meat, but ours is rated as “huge pucker 9000” on the sourness scale. Don’t be fooled by the imitators, go with the original, true, fake, sour eagle meat. There’s nothing more patriotic then eating a dead sour eagle. Do your part for the country, do your part for yourself, do your part for me. Now piece those parts back together and you get delicious.

**You aren’t actually supposed to buy this, it’s a free upcoming giveaway to our subscribers as part of our rewards system. I mean you CAN buy it, but just don’t be pissed if it just tastes like candy and you can’t actually fly.

Why Our Sour Eagle Meat When You Have So Many Choices?
Eagle +4
Sour +8
Candy +2

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